If your friends in warmer climates wonder how you survive northern winters, and why the heck you don't move, give your reply by showing them this coffee mug. The words by Garrison Keillor are a testament to the hardy, unshakable, and generally unfathomable resolve of Midwesterners to withstand abominably cold temperatures. To help keep you warmer, we have included 2 mugs so you don't drink alone. The 15-ounce ceramic mug is microwave and dishwasher safe.